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Proof that librarians are, in fact, pretty cool.

 

Mmmm… June 22, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 1:38 pm

cupcake

Look at that sucker. Red velvet cupcake. De-lic-ious. Today I met Kathleen at Battersea Park, and because my navigational skills are brilliant it took me 2 and half hours to get there. By the time I reached the park, though, it was a gorgeous day and people were out in hoards. There were puppies and babies and hula hoopers everywhere. Everything a park should have really.

Then we walked up to South Kensington to grab some dinner. We ate chinese food, and then afterward went to The Hummingbird Bakery for cupcakes. This place is fantastic and serves really yummy cupcakes all day long. And it’s right next to my work. I have a feeling they may be seeing repeat business from me.

Last night a bunch of us went out for dinner and drinks and dancing for a friend’s birthday. It was super fun, and I ate Polish food for the first time at a small restaurant named Daquise. Polish food is intense, but yummy. This weekend seems to have been very food oriented.

cupcake window

daquise

fountain

hula

thames bird

 
 

Moosic June 20, 2008

Filed under: london, music — Gemma @ 5:57 pm

pete

Holy shit (sorry mom). Download Pete and the Pirates for dancey fun times. You’re welcome.

 
 

Ho Hum, Just Another Red Carpet

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 11:34 am

soldier horse liam

Last night me and Kathleen went to the premier of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. It was the UK’s largest ever premier, with 10,000 people attending at the O2 Arena. It was intense. I met Kathleen there and we made our way in. This time no one took my camera away from me. Apparently though, the people’s red carpet was completely separate from the celebrity’s red carpet. They don’t want us common folk mingling with the stars. So, in an interesting turn of events, we somehow managed to sneak our way onto the celebrity side. It was a long process that involved lying to guards, walking a long way, and pretending like nothing was impressing us. I had to very sneakily take pictures of people, so that security would not be alerted. Above you can see a poor actor on a horse, and Liam Neeson and his wife being interviewed. Below you will see pictures of the Narnia children, some guy from Little Britain, some woman from Harry Potter, and Mr. Liam Neeson himself. I was so close to him that I thought perhaps they might notice that I was staring and ask me to leave. The Narnia children are short, Liam Neeson is tall, and Kathleen inadvertently budged her way past the Narnia girls to talk to a man in a banana suit (long story).

The movie was good- longish and jesusy- but I was entertained. It was an experience in and of itself to watch a movie with 10,000 other people.

boy interview

caspian interview

caspian autograph

caspian autograph 2

crowd

famous guy

girl autograph

girl interview

girls and director

guard

liam

liam and wife

little britain

miranda

pandemonium

paparazzi

red carpet us

screen

stadium

 
 

Red Carpet Fun Times June 18, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 5:08 pm

gemma and kathleen

Best.Night.Ever. Tonight me and Kathleen walked the red carpet for the London premier of Will Smith’s new movie Hancock. We showed up really early for a champagne toast, and I got a few pictures of folks setting up the red carpet. Then, unfortunately, someone took both my camera and my cell phone away from me so I couldn’t document my brush with celebrity. People here really hate cameras.

We walked the carpet before all the big stars did, but it’s impossible to describe the feeling of coming around the corner and seeing a billion people behind barricades staring at you with cameras. And then all of them promptly looking behind you to see if there’s someone important coming. Not even one flash for us. Oh well. It was still incredible. I can see how people get addicted to the whole fame thing. At one point I waved and smiled to a friend who was up ahead on stairs, causing me to do the look up, smile, and wave combo. Awesome.

When we were in the theater we waited for Will Smith to stop taking pictures with fans (which he did for like an hour, and it was shown on the screen in the theater), and come in to introduce the movie. We were really lucky and had front row seats, so we were literally 3 feet away from him, Jason Bateman, and Charlize Theron. Will Smith’s teeth are really white, and Charlize Theron is stunningly gorgeous in person. It’s kind of disgusting how pretty she is. It’s almost like she’s an anamatronic version of herself. But not in a creepy way.

Anyway, the movie was really entertaining and we got free popcorn. But really, nothing comes close to walking down the carpet. Even if I will be tagged in any photos as “unknown guest”.

(Note how Peaches was lugged along)

champagne

kathleen

peaches red carpet

red carpet

stage

 
 

Finally! June 17, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 11:43 am

Today someone stopped me on the street and asked for directions. I had no idea where the place was, but obviously I now look like I know where I’m going. It only took a month and a half!

 
 

Obligatory Feminist Post June 16, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 12:55 pm

At lunch today I sat down to eat and flicked through a womens magazine that was left on the table. By the time I reached the end of the magazine, I learned that:

a) I’m fat;
b) My husband is cheating on me and/or will leave me;
c) The perfect summer lip color is pink;
d) My unborn child will have a horrifying birth defect, that will inevitably lead to;
e) The abortion that will cause lifelong emotional problems.

Jesus Christ ladies! What are we doing to ourselves by reading this crap.

In other news, I worked on journals again at work today. They were published in the 19teens, and there was a super interesting article about the sinking of the Titanic. Apparently a journalist and pro-women suffragist named William Thomas Stead died on the Titanic, and there was a long obituary for him. Interesting stuff. As well, there was an ad for “Spikeless Skirt Grips”. Apparently underwear in the olden days took the form of a medieval torture device.

 
 

Hyde Park in the Summer June 15, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 4:20 pm

ice cream

I apologize for not posting as much. I promise I’ll start doing more exciting things worthy of postage. Above you can see Peaches enjoying a much deserved ice cream in Hyde Park. Today I met some friends in the park where we lazed around and didn’t do much of anything. Fortunately, the weather has been lovely the last few days. I better be careful tomorrow in case people are still vomiting on the tube from heat exhaustion. There were lots of cute puppies running around in the grass and I screamed with joy when I saw each one of them. In the evening me and Kathleen went to go see a play called Hannah and Martin. Not knowing the story, I really had no idea what to expect. Turns out it’s about Nazis. It was actually very good, though extremely heavy. I definitely didn’t leave lighthearted and fancy-free. The acting was really well done, and it was most definitely a worthwhile experience.

I’ve been out a few times this week to various parts of London, including an area down south called Clapham. Kathleen and I went to a bar called the Clapham Grand, which is a renovated theater. It was fantastic because it has the original stage and gallery seating (though you can’t get up there- I imagine there would be many ill-conceived attempts at drunken fun otherwise). Other than that, I’ve mostly just been wandering around eating fish and chips. Mmmmmm.

gemma park

highgate

park and water

 
 

My Heaven June 11, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 4:44 pm

giant book tower

Much has happened in the last few days. I spent the beginning of the week looking through old journals, and I realized that all of the women in them remind me of the mom from Mary Poppins. The journals are from around the same time as the movie is supposed to take place, and they are all wearing buttons and marching. I like to think this means that Mary Poppins actually does exist.

On Tuesday I had a very difficult time getting to work, because two- that’s right, TWO- of my trains were stopped because of sick passengers. Apparently, this is code for vomiting passengers. When it gets hot outside people just start throwing up everywhere on the tube. People here react to sun the way Texans react to snow. Either way, I ended up having to walk the last part of my journey, which took forever.

After work I went to the British Library to take a peek around. It’s flipping magnificent. What you see above is an entire wall made out of books. It’s actually a tower of books that’s many stories tall. This, my friends, is where I will be going when I die. In their exhibit space they have lots of cool things, like the Magna Carta, Shakespeare’s first folio, and journals from many famous authors like Lewis Carroll, Oscar Wilde, and the Bronte sisters. I had a religious experience, though, as they had a handwritten poem by Sylvia Plath. I was thisclose to something the woman touched. It’s almost like beams of light shone down on it and choir music played.

Today after work I paid a visit to the V&A museum since it’s right next door to the Natural History Museum. I went into The Supremes exhibit, but was pretty disappointed. It was costume heavy, and dresses like that always look better on screen. I did learn that they are teeny tiny women though. Then I went to the Blood on Paper exhibit, which was an exhibit of artists books. It brought up lots of questions, like what actually defines a book? And if the emphasis is placed on the book as a physical object, as it is in this exhibit, how can that be conveyed without actual physical contact by the visitors? All in all, it was interesting, but it was lacking because I couldn’t put my paws on the books.

After that I went to a play with Kathleen called The Harder They Come. Don’t ask me what it was about, because I have no idea. They had such heavy Jamaican accents throughout the whole thing I couldn’t understand what was going on. Everyone else seemed to like it though, because they got a standing O at the end of it. Maybe I’m just not sophisticated enough to appreciate culture without subtitles.

(Oh, and in the pictures below you will see a bottle of cider that holds 3 LITERS! I put my foot next to it to give you some perspective on how big that is)

BL statue

british library

british library gate

statue tree

book tower

statue book tower

palace theater

river view

victoria park

giant cider

 
 

Some More London Observations June 9, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 2:00 pm

1- When people say the first floor they really mean the second floor, and when people say the ground floor they really mean the first floor.

2- English people don’t really like Scottish people very much. They like Scottish people who sound American even less.

3- The train you want to get on will not be running this weekend.

4- Don’t make direct eye contact with anyone on the night bus. Everyone is crazy.

5- I really like British soaps- especially Hollyoaks- and need to figure out how to watch them when I come home.

6- In Camden everyone is in a band, or is dating someone who’s in a band. Camden’s a lot like Austin.

7- East London is really creepy.

8- Tea breaks are freaking awesome and should be implemented immediately at all American institutions.

9- I like receiving directions at work like “take a right at the giant sloth, and then a left at the creepy crawlies”.

10- Everyone my age lives with 10 other people in one house.

(Side note: At work today at the Women’s Library a woman told me I’m “a very lucky young lady to have a husband who’ll let me leave for 3 months”. Irony?)

 
 

Shakespeare in the Park June 8, 2008

Filed under: london — Gemma @ 5:01 pm

My camera battery died a glorious death today, so unfortunately you won’t be able to see my wonderful pictures of Peaches enjoying a picnic in the park. Me, Kathleen, and Peaches all went to see a performance of Shakespeare in the Park today, where Globe Theater actors put on The Winter’s Tale. It felt very English. I brought with me delicious picnic food, including pasta, fruit pastilles, pie, and a bottle of pink fizzy wine that cost me $4. Which I drank out of the bottle because I didn’t bring a cup. I brought the class back to Shakespeare. The performance was wonderful, and it was nice to see a Shakespeare play that I’d never heard of. This allowed me to be genuinely interested in what was going to happen next. And Peaches was involved in the play! When one of the actors jumped off the stage in fright during a scene, he grabbed Peaches as a means to protect himself. So there you go. Even bears get their 15 minutes of fame.