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A London Tale August 6, 2008

There once was a girl who lived in London. One Wednesday evening she found herself in the Hill of Notting around a half past the eleventh chime. She breezily jumped onto the underground train to make her way home. At that very moment, a crazy woman also jumped on the train and pushed a poor, unsuspecting fellow from his seat. This crazy woman then proceeded to place her bag upon the seat next to her to prevent other people from sitting in it. At the following stop, a young shirtless gentleman boarded the train and made the erroneous choice of sitting down next to said crazy woman. He kindly asked her to move her bag, to which she responded with screams and rejections. A fight of words ensued. Then, once words had been exchanged, a mischief maker decided to shake a coke, poke a hole in the top of the can, and throw it at the poor contained train passengers. Our heroine was soaked with fizzy beverage. Then, after the coke can was disposed of, a drunken man fell upon a small woman. More screams ensued. After an agreement was reached between our heroine and her fellow passengers that this was indeed the most insane tube ride of all time, the previously mentioned crazy woman (who was now busying herself drinking canned gin and tonic and reading 70s fashion magazines) screamed that we were all disturbing her. Our heroine then disembarked the train full of crazy and went home. The End.