Oh Rosetta May 15, 2008
In 2001 I visited London and made a stop at the British Museum, only to discover after leaving that the Rosetta Stone is housed there. It was my one and only purpose during this trip to return to the British Museum and see the Rosetta Stone. After 20 minutes of walking around the Egyptian section, checking the name of all the stones on the walls (there are many), and asking a security guard where the freaking Rosetta Stone is, I found it- in a giant box, in the middle of the museum, with a hundred people around it. I’m a moron.
As well, as most of you know, my taste in novels tends to lean towards the more dark and disturbing variety. I have never met a book I’ve been offended by. Congratulations American Psycho, I’m officially offended.
(Cheryl- My hand is in a picture just for you).

Sigh.
I guess a hand will have to do. Thanks lady.